
I don’t know what’s going on over across the pond there, but have you guys seen any of the first lap results of Round 1 of the Open? First off, the low score for the day is a -9, a MINUS NINE!!! That’s a 63! It gets better though. Who is this guy to send St. Andrews to the floor for the 10-count? All 21 years of Ireland’s Rory McIlroy. He shot a bogey-free round. The last player to shoot a 63 in a major tourney (cause it’s somewhat of a tough party to get into), Tiger, in the PGA Championship in 2007. It. Gets. Better. Although El Tigré had a solid round of his own with a nice little 67, he’s not the only back-pages trouble-lover to have opened up with a strong Thursday 18. John freakin Daly is at -6. Tied for third! Did anyone know he was still alive?! I guess he’s lost like 100 pounds and is very much not dead. I’m currently trying to figure out which ways up. Outstanding. Well done universe. So turns out the answer is ‘Watch the British Open’, cause I know I was asking questions about how to approach my new Vuvuzela-less world and whether my J-Daly Fantasy League pick was ever going to pay off. Now along with my chase of the mayo jaune and my love of the 90-min Sunrise Countdown, I have a third reason to wake up at 4am tomorrow…

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