A Holmes Run

No matter whom you are there will come a point in time during this small piece of writing where you will be convinced, and without hesitation skip passed the remaining wit and ramble and jump right to the main event. The only question that remains is how long I can hold your attention before the facts become too overwhelming…

I’ll begin by reminding you that I have an extensive background in Film. I am the audience. I watch movies and I watch them well. I’m not chit-chatting during the previews, or showing up partway through the opening credits, I’m not asking for spoilers, or forgetting release dates; I take this shit seriously. With that said I’ll continue by stating that I have now found the most anticipated feature of 2009. Queue the Cast: Downey Jr., Hey-Jude Law, Miss McAdams, the mysterious Mark Strong. And who to conduct such an ensemble of flare and personality, none other than that RocknRolla himself, who Snatch’d the crown as ruler of the London Underground, lighting up the screen with his Revolvers and Two Smoking Barrels; The Guy Ritchie.

That was the good news, here I hold the bad: with an official appetizer currently on the big screen, we have to now Larry-David 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' as the real reel won’t roll until December 25th.

If you haven’t yet scrolled to the Official Trailer, I can either label myself a true talent or conclude that you have no concept of the difference between good, great, and life-altering. Downey Jr. should have been enough, G. Ritchie then should have been the last name you read, but if these names won’t do, try:

SHERLOCK HOLMES

You-Tube-it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4K3aM5H5KM

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